No new ducks will be added to the question, instead this project moved on to become a latex package. Please visit the project repository at https://github.com/samcarter/tikzducks or have a look at https://www.ctan.org/pkg/tikzducks if you want to see new ducks :)

\documentclass{article}
\usepackage[svgnames]{xcolor}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{decorations.pathmorphing}
\usepackage[paperwidth=38cm,paperheight=42cm,margin=1cm]{geometry}
\usepackage{bbding}
\newcommand{\duck}[1]{%
\colorlet{duck}{#1}
\colorlet{eye}{Cornsilk}
\colorlet{pupil}{black}
\colorlet{bill}{orange}
%body
\path[fill=duck] (51.2815,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,135.5394) -- cycle;
%head
\path[fill=duck] (90,100) ellipse (1.4cm and 1.75cm);
% duck's bill
\path[fill=bill, xshift=-11pt, xscale=1.1] (49.3866,102.7929) .. controls (70.9472,97.0244) and (61.6632,119.6616) .. (95.1826,113) .. controls (20,165) and (36.9082,113.0997) .. (49.3866,102.7929) -- cycle;
% right eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (112,58) ellipse (0.25cm and 0.35cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (115,59) ellipse (0.1cm and 0.2cm);
% left eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20] (78,62) ellipse (0.22cm and 0.32cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20] (81,63) ellipse (0.08cm and 0.18cm);
}
\newcommand{\grumpyduck}[1]{%
\colorlet{duck}{#1}
\colorlet{eye}{Cornsilk}
\colorlet{pupil}{black}
\colorlet{bill}{orange}
%body
\path[fill=duck] (51.2815,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,135.5394) -- cycle;
%head
\path[fill=duck] (90,100) ellipse (1.4cm and 1.75cm);
% duck's bill
\path[fill=bill, xshift=-11pt, xscale=1.1] (49.3866,102.7929) .. controls (70.9472,97.0244) and (70.9472,97.0244) .. (85.1826,120) .. controls (20,165) and (36.9082,113.0997) .. (49.3866,102.7929) -- cycle;
% right eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (112,58) ellipse (0.25cm and 0.35cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20, xshift=-4pt, yshift=1pt] (115,59) ellipse (0.1cm and 0.2cm);
% left eye
\path[fill=eye, rotate=20] (78,62) ellipse (0.22cm and 0.32cm);
\path[fill=pupil, rotate=20] (81,63) ellipse (0.08cm and 0.18cm);
}
\newcommand{\addalien}{%
\draw[line width=3pt,color=YellowGreen] (110,62) -- (130,20);
\draw[line width=3pt,color=YellowGreen] (72,58) -- (60,15);
\path[fill=YellowGreen] (130,20) circle (0.2cm);
\path[fill=YellowGreen] (60,15) circle (0.2cm);
}
\newcommand{\addhat}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1] (90,55) ellipse (1.3cm and 0.25cm);
\path[fill=#1] (90,30) ellipse (0.7cm and 0.2cm);
\path[fill=#1] (115,30) rectangle (65,55);
}
\newcommand{\addsunglasses}{
\draw[line width=3pt,color=black] (48,95) arc (190:370:20) ;
\path[draw=black,line width=3pt] (95,90) -- (130,100);
\path[fill=black, rotate=20] (111,58) ellipse (0.4cm and 0.4cm);
\path[fill=black, rotate=20] (80,60) ellipse (0.37cm and 0.37cm);
}
\newcommand{\addglasses}[1]{
\draw[line width=2pt,color=#1] (62,80) arc (267:297:20) ;
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt] (93,88) -- (130,100);
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt, rotate=20] (107,58) ellipse (0.35cm and 0.35cm);
\path[draw=#1,line width=2pt, rotate=20] (78,61) ellipse (0.32cm and 0.32cm);
}
\newcommand{\addicecream}[3]{
\path[draw=Sienna,fill=Goldenrod,line width=1pt,yshift=50pt,rotate=20,xshift=50pt]
(45,60)--(60,120)--(75,60);
\path[draw=Sienna, fill=Goldenrod, rotate=20,line width=1pt] (144,118) ellipse (0.4cm and 0.25cm);
\path[fill=#1, rotate=20] (138,116) circle (0.3cm);
\path[fill=#2, rotate=20] (148,116) circle (0.3cm);
\path[fill=#3, rotate=20] (142,102) circle (0.3cm);
}
\newcommand{\addunicorn}{
\path[draw=VioletRed,fill=Pink,line width=1pt,yshift=20pt,rotate=-25,xshift=0pt]
(50,60)--(60,20)--(70,60);
}
\newcommand{\addhair}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1, xshift=-5pt] (151.3277,174.3473) .. controls (157.7099,171.1213) and (164.7938,167.8644) .. (168.7230,161.6896) .. controls (164.8427,161.5316) and (153.5102,155.4255) .. (162.1164,152.9395) .. controls (169.4207,153.1460) and (176.4092,149.5358) .. (179.3920,142.6587) .. controls (185.5577,133.4026) and (172.4051,138.2448) .. (169.0163,134.3455) .. controls (174.7801,132.5948) and (184.6532,131.7138) .. (187.4798,127.5635) .. controls (176.4675,125.1191) and (163.1258,123.3733) .. (156.8817,112.6068) .. controls (152.4387,98.5734) and (153.2098,83.5059) .. (149.6492,69.2411) .. controls (131.4926,-1.1678) and (29.6020,22.0627) .. (47.7294,90.0940) .. controls (49.6639,62.0732) and (72.5401,38.6998) .. (96.3583,54.2220) .. controls (130.5162,76.1752) and (139.7469,117.8581) .. (115.3043,143.8986) .. controls (115.2213,148.9109) and (117.2762,158.3403) .. (124.2981,163.2993) .. controls (131.3200,168.2584) and (141.2814,171.4676) .. (151.3277,174.3473) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addshirt}[1]{%
\path[fill=#1] (50,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,112.1537) .. (51.2815,180) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addtie}[1]{
\draw[line width=10pt,color=#1] (60,150) -- (50,190);
}
\newcommand{\addtshirt}[1]{
\path[fill=#1] (50,135.5394) .. controls (26.6859,139.7884) and (-12.5215,184.2616) .. (28.9411,223.8858) .. controls (70.4036,263.5099) and (286.2675,236.9673) .. (181.7701,108.1215) .. controls (93.7517,155.4266) and (123.9624,122.1537) .. (59,150) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addshorthair}[1]{
\path[fill=#1, xshift=-5pt] (145.7190,108.2466) .. controls (151.7052,104.8240) and (153.2448,84.3447) .. (149.6842,70.0799) .. controls (131.5276,-0.3291) and (29.6371,22.9015) .. (47.7644,90.9328) .. controls (49.6989,62.9120) and (80.4610,40.0060) .. (101.1924,59.4599) .. controls (128.6626,85.2375) and (139.4074,111.8552) .. (145.7190,108.2466) -- cycle;
}
\newcommand{\addwizzard}{
\path[fill=BlueViolet!50!Pink,line width=1pt,yshift=-40pt,rotate=5,xshift=32pt]
(20,100)--(60,0)--(100,100);
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{71}{-15}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{63}{0}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{56}{15}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\pgftext[at=\pgfpoint{56}{30}, left, base]{\color{Gold}\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold~\EightStarBold}
\draw[line width=6pt,color=black] (90,160) -- (60,210);
\draw[line width=6pt,color=white] (85,168.333) -- (80,176.666);
}
\newcommand{\makeeinstein}[1]{
\path[fill=#1,xshift=-4pt] (24.7738,59.7679) .. controls (31.3318,44.0108) and (53.1939,44.5256) .. (52.1285,41.2094) .. controls (51.4718,28.9400) and (30.1562,26.0780) .. (30.1562,26.0780) .. controls (48.5184,20.6686) and (79.2723,56.9617) .. (62.4298,11.1490) .. controls (65.1702,13.6709) and (88.0663,32.6096) .. (85.8201,7.5499) .. controls (87.7073,21.1456) and (96.9496,45.9959) .. (104.3286,23.2724) .. controls (113.1425,-15.9325) and (101.8773,49.6572) .. (138.4988,13.8484) .. controls (141.5713,17.0755) and (121.2714,39.5689) .. (139.2365,36.1290) .. controls (136.0271,66.8833) and (155.4874,23.7659) .. (155.4874,23.7659) .. controls (155.4874,23.7659) and (151.7518,45.0675) .. (147.8705,54.3986) .. controls (147.8705,54.3986) and (173.2987,55.3029) .. (176.7812,61.7670) .. controls (124.2612,69.4624) and (206.6010,77.2343) .. (154.2298,77.2507) .. controls (158.6628,83.1536) and (135.1295,89.9115) .. (169.9992,90.5427) .. controls (93.3592,92.0258) and (132.6373,57.7941) .. (94.5654,45.5826) .. controls (60.1628,40.4228) and (57.2813,64.7295) .. (51.9497,70.3679) .. controls (53.2460,53.9344) and (41.0100,59.0530) .. (24.7738,59.7679) -- cycle;
\draw[line width=5pt,color=#1,line cap=round] (96,80) -- (82,73);
\draw[line width=5pt,color=#1,line cap=round] (50,69) -- (60,68);
}
\newcommand{\addbook}[2]{
\path[fill=#1,rotate=20] (110,120) rectangle (150,180);
\node[rotate=-20, color=white] at (73,180) {\makebox[2cm][c]{#2}};
}
\newcommand{\addwater}[1]{
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (0,200) -- (100,200);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (180,200) -- (220,200);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (50,210) -- (150,210);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (110,230) -- (250,230);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (20,240) -- (70,240);
\draw [decorate,decoration=snake, line width=3pt, color=#1] (60,250) -- (250,250);
}
\begin{document}
% grumpy
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\grumpyduck{Gold}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
%Christian Hupfer
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addwizzard
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% short hairs
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Wheat}
\addtshirt{LightBlue!50!white}
\addshirt{LightSlateGrey}
\addshorthair{brown!50!Grey}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
%Men in black
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\grumpyduck{Wheat}
\addtshirt{white}
\addshirt{black}
\addtie{black}
\addhat{black}
\addsunglasses
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% ducklings
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-0.6, xscale=0.6, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\begin{scope}[xshift=300pt, scale=.3, yshift=400pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\begin{scope}[xshift=180pt, scale=.3, yshift=350pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\begin{scope}[xshift=240pt, scale=.3, yshift=450pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{scope}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% samcarter
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Wheat!95!red}
\addshirt{MidnightBlue}
\addhair{OrangeRed!50!Brown}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% hair
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addhair{SeaGreen}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% unicorn
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Pink}
\addhair{MediumVioletRed}
\addunicorn
\end{tikzpicture}
% icecream
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addicecream{Wheat}{Plum}{Chocolate}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% sunglasses
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addsunglasses
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% normal duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\end{tikzpicture}
% blue duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{SteelBlue}
\end{tikzpicture}
% alien duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addalien
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% hat duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addhat{SaddleBrown}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% swimming
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold}
\addwater{blue!50!cyan}
\end{tikzpicture}
%
% Brazil colour duck for Paulo
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\definecolor{brazilgreen}{RGB}{0,155,58}
\definecolor{brazilyellow}{RGB}{254,223,0}
\definecolor{brazilblue}{RGB}{0,39,118}
\duck{brazilyellow}
\addshirt{brazilblue}
\addshorthair{brazilgreen}
\end{tikzpicture}
% prof. van duck
\begin{tikzpicture}[y=0.80pt, x=0.80pt, yscale=-1.000000, xscale=1.000000, inner sep=0pt, outer sep=0pt]
\duck{Gold!40!white}
\makeeinstein{gray!50!white}
\addglasses{brown!70!black}
\addbook{brown!70!black}{\TeX}
\end{tikzpicture}
\end{document}
Ducks solving Math problems
;-)flowerduck
) rather than implying that flowers have the meaning 'female'? Semantic ideals of LaTeX and all that.scsnowman
; sc means "snowman commedian". Some TeXnicians in Japan are interested in the variety of snowman glyphs in Unicode fonts (I also described in the package documentatkon) and they are sometimes called "snowman enthusiasts" or "snowman comedians" (including me!).