After @samcarter and @GuM presented their work, I present you my ducksay
and duckuments
packages:
\documentclass[border=2mm,preview]{standalone}
\usepackage{ducksay}[2018/09/21]
\DucksayOptions
{
,arg=box
,vpad=1
}
\usepackage{duckuments}
\usepackage{microtype}
\usepackage[]{graphicx}
\AddAnimal{marmot}
{ \
\ %%% /////*%%%
\ %///////////%
//////////////
/////%%////%%////
.//((///(%%///((///
///((/,,(%%,,/((///
//////,,%,,,(,,//////
//////////*//////////
.////////,,,,,/////////
//%%#/,,,,,,,**/,//%%//
/#%%%%,,.....,**/#%%%%/
//%%%%/,.....,**(#%%%%/
//(%%%(*,,,,,**/##%%%//
///,%%,/******///#%,///
//,,,,,//////((,,,,/// %%
///,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,///%%%%%
/////,,,,,,,,,*////%%%,
////////////////
%%%%%%(//////(%%%%%}
\begin{document}
\duckthink[marmot]{\includegraphics{example-image-duck}}
\ducksay[wd=20,msg-align=j,msg=\normalfont]{\blindduck}
\end{document}
bbcard
for bullshit bingo and baseball cards.