I'm a yeti living in a cave in the Alps. I was left behind at the end of the last ice age when my clan retreated to the Himalaya: I was busy cutting TeX code into the last remaining ice (we didn't have computers back then) and didn't hear them leave. Now I'm watching out for them in TeX forums, at TeX conferences, etc and hope that one day we will re-unite. This is actually also the reason why I try to gain visibility on TeX.SE.